Since our meeting last Friday, several people had remarked at how well it went.  This encourages us to continue with our online meetings.  If you have any suggestions, please let us know. 
This coming Friday we will begin the meeting at 12:15 pm, but login a little earlier to socialize. 
We will have a vocational message again this Friday, if you would like to participate let me know.
Nicki is going to create a list of things we do for the community while maintaining our social distancing.  The items on the list are things we can do in the name of Lincoln South Rotary.  If you have an idea to add to the list submit your idea to me or Nicki and we will run it by the board. 
Shane accused me of getting my jokes off the internet. Well the following joke I heard before the internet was even born.  To that end Clay believes that these jokes are “old-man” jokes.  He is right, but I am proud of being an old man.  It took a lot of energy to get this old!  😊
Here goes an “old-man” joke:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
I am very proud of being a member of Rotary and really do believe, from the bottom of my heart, “Service above Self.”  Love, live, and honor, the Four-Way Test!